Hello kids, and by kids I mean anyone over 18 years old. I am Captain Hook Up. But since I don’t want to write out Captain Hook Up every time I want to write about myself in the third person which I feel I might do a lot, Captain Hookup will refer to himself as Hook for short.
Oh wow, that makes me Captain Hook. I was thinking I’d have more of a super hero identity, a really slutty superhero and not an old pirate whore but you work with what you got.