Sex Log 7-15-16- A Tale of Two Quickies

# of hookups Friday July 15….2

#1: I’m out on the steps at work smoking. My favorite regular “Phil Banks” (because he looks a lot like the dad from Fresh Prince of Bel Air) pokes his head out of the theater. “Come back here”

I’m busy doing something online and I want to finish smoking so I tell him it’s going to be a few minutes.

“You better come back here right now,” he warns me.

I go use the bathroom first to make sure my junk is clean. It probably is but I wash in the sink anyway. It’s been a hot fucking day. There are a few customers in the arcade but the store is empty. I head over to the theater door and step inside.

It takes a moment for my eyes to adjust to the mostly dark room. There is a naked figure standing a few feet away and Phil Banks is sucking his cock. The guy is in very good shape, He’s also very handsome with salt and pepper hair from what I can tell. He has just the right amount of chest hair, a nice ass and a hard average sized cock… Probably 6 inches and on the slender side.

I watch for a minute, I don’t usually jump right in or on somebody unless I get some signal that it’s OK. I get down on my knees and my friend let’s me have a turn with the guys dick. I put it in my mouth and start sucking on it. He immediately starts making noises telling me he likes it. He really starts to moan when I’m licking on his balls.

I let Phil have the hot guy’s  cock back and I put my face and then tongue on his ass. He really let’s me know he likes it.

I hear the bell on the front door ring and get up to go attend to the customer.

“I got this” my friend gets up and goes into the store to check on whoever walked in.

Me and the hot guy embrace. I’m sucking and nibbling his neck and he’s unbuckling my belt and my shorts fall around my ankles.

He wants fucked.

The theater door is open a crack and anybody walking into the arcade could potentially poke their heads in and see us. Sometimes that’s Hot, but not while I’m at work and it could be any tattle tale. I rub my dick between his ass cheeks but I’m slightly on edge and am not getting fully hard.

To his credit the hot guy doesn’t pressure me or put out impatient vibes. He just pulls me close and strokes my cock. He puts me at ease and turns me on. I get hard.

Phil comes back to tell me the last customer went straight to the arcade and another guy is using the bathroom and he’ll cover me.

I’m getting pretty intimate with the hot guy. We don’t kiss, but our mouths are everywhere else. He goes down on his knees and gives me one hell of a blow job.

A couple minutes in and I feel like I might be able to Cum . Phil comes back inside and watches as the hot guy brings me closer to orgasm. I’m close but sometimes it’s hard fort me to cum and I’m pretty sure it’s not going to happen. I’m wrong.

He brings me to the point of no return and I sit down on the couch just before I blow s load right into dudes very talented mouth.

I don’t have time to recuperate so I pull my pants up and thank him. He wanted fucked but he doesn’t let on that he’s disappointed. He’s probably an amazing bottom, especially if we had more time. I hope we get another chance.

Looks- B+

Fun-B

Passion -B

Overall grade-B

Hook-up #2

I’m waiting after work for my friend to bring me my pick up. I visit with my new co worker between cruising in the arcade.

A guy walks in and is giving me lots of eye contact. He’s kind of good looking. Small frame and maybe short reddish hair. I’m ambivalent about him and go smoke outside.

When I come back inside i pass by him in the arcade. Eh, why not? I step into as booth and he follows me in. We start unbuckling each other’s pants.  I had just taken another whore bath and the front of my jock strap is s little wet.

He asks If I’ve wet myself and I tell him no. He goes down and gives meet a blow job but i never get fully hard.

I switch places and start sucking his dick. It’s not very big either. He asks if I’m kinky and I tell him I can be. He wants to know if I’m into piss and I tell him sometimes. When he offers to piss in my mouth I say no. When he asks if I like to eat a dirty butt I immediately say no.

He says he is going to cum soon. He cums. I get a little in my mouth and pull back. I get the rest in my face. Her thanks me and leaves. I find a towel to wipe my face.

Looks-C-

Fun-F

Taste of cum-D

Overall grade- automatic F for asking me to eat his dirty ass.

Down the Manhole- meet the pervs on on the most perverted gay phone sex line

I’m very curious about pretty much all things sexual. I especially love finding out about other people’s sex lives, secret fantasies, deep dark secrets and anything that can be described as kinky, fetish, perverted. Ok I’m a pervert. A pervert for other people’s perversions. Thats one of the reasons I sometimes like to call the Manhole. It’s a free phone sex line that is filled with weird wacky extreme sex talk. It’s a nation wide number so it’s not really the kind of venue that you would use to actually hook up with someone.

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Also you have to keep in mind that nearly 95% of what guys say on there is bullshit. It’s complete fantasy, or at least that has  been my general impression. From the 11 inch cocks to the stories about being pedophille priests you just have to assume it is all made up. So you shouldn’t get too excited or get yourself in a protector of the innocent cap on. When guys get high or in a certain mood they get off on talking about being the worst thing they can think about being. For example for a guy who was raised Christian the worst thing they can imagine being is a Satanist so you get a lot of “Hail Satan 666” talk from them. It might sound shocking but in fact, for me at least, is super boring.  It’s basically that same mantra said over and over again with some allegiances to the Dark Lord thrown in now and then. It’s the same with all the pedo, necro, rape etc. talk that comes up. I think for a lot of them it’s a way to get out their dark side and hopefully has no relation to who they are in real life. And it doesn’t hurt anybody.

Not everybody uses the line as a release to their dark sides though. Certain themes seem to pop up a lot. A lot of dudes like to talk about “bating with Albolene”. Bating is short for masturbatingand it ususlly implies that they are edging. Edging is when you jerk off for hours (or days)before you finally cum. And Albolene is a makeup remover which is creamy in texture that makes a cheap lube. I have no clue why that comes up as often as it does. But it does.

You also get a lot of guys who like to describe the measurement for every possiblle body part that can be measured. Those messages can go on for days. Those guys are usually into talking about body building and gaining muscle mass and shit like that.

Basically you call the line, record a greeting and start listening to messages. You can either send messages back and forth to each other or press 3 and go one on one in a live chat. The best part is that when you get bored or annoyed or horrified you can always hit another button and make a quick exit back to the main message board.

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I recorded a general sample of messages that I heard earlier tonight while on the line. Wanna read some? Here they go.

1.hey guys. masculine nudist masturbater here. Really horny here. Stripped down, totally naked stroking my hard 8 inch cock here. Into talking with other buddies doing the same. Into open masturbation, open nudity, being comfortable in our own skin. Definitely into body hair, pubic hair, just guys hanging out doing what guys do. I’m stripped down, stroking my dick and looking for other buddies doing the same.

2. Hi bi muscular guy here. 6″3′ 225. Looking for a young bi boy who can come over and fuck my wife’s pussy.

3. Hey guys. 23 yo college guy looking to chat. I’m 5’11” have blonde hair blue eyes. weigh 163. nice masculine body. nice tight bubble ass. 7 inches cut.Just want to talk to hot guys who know what they want and know how to get it. Lets talk.

4. yeah beefy hair muscle(bunch of measurements, arms, chest, dicks, thighs, calfs). love to wrestle for domination with other masculine guys. bare back.

5. yeah I’m really into dinosaurs. I want to get fucked by a dinosaur. I want a big t-rex cock deep inside of me. I want to travel back in time or visit Jurassic Park and get fucked by a dinosaur. I want a pterodactyl to swoop down from the sky and snatch me up and take me back to it’s nest and fuck the shit out of me. I just really love dinosaurs.

7. I’m a bottom. A nasty fucking pig bottom. I like to get wet wild, piss, spit. I’m into anything anonymous, bathrooms, glory holes, rest areas. Just sitting back and stroking my cock. message me guys.

8. Just did a big hit. Slammed my morals away. My 8 inch cock is rock hard and leaking pre cum thinking about bonding with another perv, pedo, dad, bi guy. no limits, the nastier, kinkier more perverted the better.

9. I would like to talk about an obsession I have with a friend of mine. His name is (man’s name). Lets get behind closed doors and talk

10. Hi I’m candy. I’m a very passable transexual teenager. I’m looking for a daddy to put me over his knee and use my wet pussy anyway he wants to.

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There you have it. A small sample of the first ten messages I heard when I called the manhole this evening. I left out a lot of the measurements but you can trust that nearly every message included at least the guys cock size. Even candy included her cock size in her message. The dinosaur message was awesome. It was probably just a guy fucking around but it was one I had never heard before which is always a treat because often you hear the same guys using the exact same wording all the time.

Captain Hook Ups Rules To Fuck By- Basic Rules for Hooking Up Online

Hello kids, and by kids I mean anyone over 18 years old. I am Captain Hook Up. But since I don’t want to write out Captain Hook Up every time  I want to write about myself in the third person which I feel I might do a lot, Captain Hookup will refer to himself as Hook for short.

Oh wow, that makes me Captain Hook. I was thinking I’d have more of a super hero identity, a really slutty superhero and not an old pirate whore but you work with what you got.

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