In my city if you want to run out to the nearest sex shop you have plenty of options and you won’t have to travel far. It might even be within walking distance. I live in a very sexy city. or Is it a slutty city? Either way we have plenty of sex shops.
We have oodles of them. We also have the most strip clubs pet capita than anywhere in the country and we got voted kinkiest city by one website or another.
If you’re nervous about going to “one of those places” you need to relax. and maybe get out more often. Come down from your beautiful pink castle once in a white princess. Jesus.
For now we can skip the scary and go to a high end female centric, all inclusive, politically correct sex positive safe space sexual wellness boutique. Here you can shop for vegan lube, take a class on sexual touching and buy lesbian porn made by actual lesbians. Won’t that be nice to she bop to while sipping on non caffeinated herbal tea later?
we would have to go while it’s still light outside. A shop like that won’t be open at 3am, and it’s not the kind of place one goes to suck a little cock .you don’t go there to suck a big cock either. Or a black cock or a cock of indeterminate ancestry fort that matter.You don’t go here to suck cock of any length or thickness or nationality or gender. You just don’t suck cock here period pervert.
You could almost describe the vegan women’s collective all natural granola not so nasty shop as being family friendly, assuming your family members are all at least 18 with valid ID . I told you there was nothing to be afraid of. That was just like a visit to Times Square. Times Square with pink vibratiors.
You should know that not all sex shops are created equal. Way down on the other end of the Porn store rainbow it looks more like the Times Square of the 1970’s. The key word would be sleazy.
A kid is standing out front feeling the effects of a recent shot of heroin. He bums a smoke from the dancer next door where a half hour private “dance” only costs you $100! Across the street a bouncer breaks up a fight between two drunks at the strip club. This diverts attention from you and you duck into a sex shop that is worlds apart from the first one.
You won’t find the same high quality sex toys here but if you are interested in cheap porn look no further. DVD covers promise 6+ hours of fucking and sucking with titles such as “there’s a black man in my ass” and “mother’s eat cum too”. But that’s not all. imagine getting not 1. Not 2. Not 3 but 4 movies for the low low price of $20!
Political correctness is thrown out the window when you walked through those doors.Transsexuals revert back to trannys. Little people star in exploitive midget porn and a recent new release is actually called “there’s a negro in my step daughter!” Obviously there’s no feminist porn in this establishment.
Chances are you probably aren’t here to buy porn or toys anyway. I bet you skip the store and go right back into the arcade where you do a little cruising to see who else has the same idea as you. What idea is that? You ask. you should know if it’s your idea but I’ll tell you anyway.
You’re probably here for the same reason as the spun out little tweaker and the guy with the wedding band on his finger. You’re hoping to find whatever it is that you’re looking for at the other end of the glory hole in one of these video booths. A dick, a mouth or even an ass. Plenty of guys are also hoping to find themselves a little pussy (or big pussy or black pussy yada yada). Good luck with that.
There are other places to find quick anonymous sex but for whatever reason most of these guys like the sleazy, “dangerous” and unpredictable thrill they get from cruising at the sex shop.
Until recently I worked as a porn clerk in one of the sleaziest nasty shops in town. I’m still a porn clerk and I’m still at one of the sleazier stores but times they are a changing.
Two of the stores I worked for were recently bought and sold. We now have products I don’t have to be embarrassed to sell. We have some quality shit man. We have also added a porn theater with better Porn to the mix. But with these amazing changes have also brought with them cameras. Lots and lots of cameras and microphones. The new owner for some reason doesn’t want me (not just me) having sex with customers while I’m on the clock. And I don’t. As much.
In this blog you will get a glimpse inside the ever changing porn store business as one store tries to keep up with the changing times. You may also learn way to much about my way to active sex life. We can talk about sex of the past as well as the changes constantly happening around the world of sex.
Be warned I will probably have a picture of myself naked, having sex or jerking off every Sunday, or as it’s known to sex bloggers sinful Sunday. You will probably even get to know the crazy fucked up, fucking hot, fucking not, fucking crazy fucks that come through my store everyday.
Until next time. Have fun not regrets.