Dirty Books-fun with Jones and West

Dirty Books-an erotic genre crossing perverse adventure


Chapter1… Fun with Jones and West

 In which we are introduced to our heroes and start our perverted adventure.


In the year 3013 the world as we know it has changed dramatically. After years of war, terrorist attacks and political upheaval much of the worlds population is controlled by an extremist religious political organization known as The Word. The Word is a brutally repressive theocracy whose ruling powers, the Neo Puritans, keep control through a mix of technology, magic and fear. Sex is outlawed and all reproduction  strictly controlled by the state through non sexual means. Reading is the only affordable means of entertainment to reach the masses, but anything sexual has been redacted.  A process called “proofreading” allows a select group of “editors” to venture into the living “world” of literature to keep anything forbidden off of the pages, preventing the public from being tainted by “dirty thoughts”

A sexual terror group known as S.C.R.E.W (Society to Corrupt and Resexualize the Entire World) has fought back. They intend to put their own agents, the Sex Offenders, into the book world to reintroduce as much filthy sex as they can

S.C.R.E.W’s latest attempt appears to have worked. Two sex offenders, Fucker Jones and Honey West have infiltrated the Central Library, killed two Editors and have taken their powerful E-Readers.


“We still don’t fully understand how these new Imperial E-Readers work so this may be the last time we see each other”. Honey pressed her strong, curvaceous body close to her long time fuck buddy and kissed him deeply.

Fucker Jones ran his rough hands down Honey’s back down to her delicious ass as the Puritan Editors started blasting though the barricades blocking the doors. Fucker allowed himself one last feel of the ass he was fucking only two hours earlier. He made himself pull away and activate his E-Reader.

Honey did the same and they each aimed the devices at separate books opened up on the table in front of them

“Don’t be so dramatic,” Fucker Jones said, preparing to dive into his book,” You’ll get to suck my cock again.”

“if you’re a lucky Fucker.” Honey West jumped into her book as she shouted the S.C.R.E.W motto “Fuck the World.” In an instant she was gone.


Fucker picked up her book and smiled when he saw the cover. “Dick and Jane go to College”. “That perverted bitch,” he said to himself. He opened the book briefly, spending time he didn’t have, and was proud to see she had already begun to change the text, and theoretically the world.

Dick and Jane tell Mother and Father goodbye.

Goodbye Mother.

Goodbye Father.


Jane makes a  new friend at school.

Jane’s new friend’s name is Honey.

Jane really likes Honey.

Honey really likes Jane.

Jane and Honey really like each other.


Jane is confused by the new feelings she has when she and Honey are together.

“Don’t be scared .” Said Honey “Don’t be scared Jane.”

Honey hugged Jane.

Jane hugged Honey.

Honey and Jane hugged each other.


“Now close your eyes Jane,” said Honey.

“Close your eyes and you will get a surprise.”

Jane liked surprises.

Jane closed her eyes.

Honey kissed Jane.

Jane is surprised.

Jane likes her surprise.


Honey put her tongue in Jane’s mouth.

Jane is very surprised.

“That is called French kissing,” said Honey.

“I like French kissing,” Jane said. “French kiss me again.”

Honey French kissed Jane again.

Jane French kissed Honey.

Honey and Jane French kiss..


Honey put her hand on Jane’s upper thigh.

Jane felt funny.

Jane felt good.

Jane felt funny and good.

Jane’s pussy felt wet.

Honey did things that made Jane’s pussy get wet.

Jane’s pussy got wetter and wetter.


“Did you like that Jane?” Honey asked.

“I did! I did!” Jane said. Jane clapped. Jane clapped for Honey.

“Where is Dick?” Honey asked. “I want to show Dick some fun things we can do together.”

Fucker Jones flipped quickly towards the end of the small reader.

“Turn around Dick,” said Honey. “Turn around Dick so I can peg you.”

“What is pegging?” asked Dick.

“I said turn around mother fucker so I can fuck your little virgin ass and make you squeal like a pig while your sister jerks off!” Honey said.

Back inside the library the Puritanical Agents blasted away more of the barricade and part of the door. Fucker Jones quickly put Honey’s book back on the shelf, hopefully giving her more time before the Editors could come after her. He wouldn’t have that same luxury. He was out of time. Fucker leapt into his book and was gone.


A group of Editors burst through the doors into a empty room. It was empty except for the two dead agents and a copy of the Holy Bible lying open on an otherwise empty table.


Chapter 1 is my submission for Wicked Wednesday. This weeks prompt was “Reading”. Click on the wicked Wednesday logo to see much more wicked entries

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